February 13, 2009 - Microsoft is opening retail stores. That's pretty fucked up to begin with- what does a company with exactly three pieces of hardware need a retail store for anyway? But it's not fucked enough. Turns out they're hiring a 25-year veteran of... WAL-MART.
Seriously. Wal-mart + Microsoft = clear sign that we're doomed.
or in other words...
"It's like Satan ... more